When BAE said he’s going out friday at 9 PM so you schedule an argument at 8:30 PM
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Make your own rules: 1. never pass out. Trolling girl tattoo on a party
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Women vs men shoes office dinner gym party walk home comparison
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Security to Jesus did you bring any alcohol sir? No just water blink eye
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Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
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Will Smith me I’m just going out for a drink 2 hours later snorts cocaine yells slaps Chris Rock cries
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When the bouncers are throwing you out the club and your waving to your friends like cute panda
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You honk, we drink. Australians on the side of a road
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