Rubber duck when he gets up to shower and leaves you laying there like the whore you are
If you remember playing with this when you were a kid you are pretty old now. Waterful ring-toss
Iron 200 degrees, vindaloo 1000 degrees, sun 5505 degrees, this bastard in summer million degrees metal slide celsius
Baby on board baby doll attached to a board
Dog sitting on top of a cat playground toy
Like if you grew up on these mean streets carpet for kids
Trying to make plans in the group chat is like multi level rubik’s cube
I played with LEGO once it was awful Grumpy Cat made of LEGO