When mom says it’s time for a family trip taking drugs
When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
When your best friend’s parents say “you’re not a guest anymore, you’re family” Steve Harvey
I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me, damn right they do, I’m a delight
Star Wars family photoshopped Leia, Kylo Ren, Nien Nunb
Kids: Christmas is about presents, parents: no it isn’t. Jesus: thank you. Parents: Christmas is about family
Mom: how are your grades this semester? Me: the important thing is that we have our health
Parents: stop joking around and grow up, me: look, a hat funny bird