Date: I love mexican food. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her*my father is a crunch wrap supreme
Sometimes I feel ugly then I look at my sibling and feel okay monkeys apes
My mother and I both aged 25 looking the same comparison
When you get in a fight with parents and then get hungry so you mentally prepare for appearance in the kitchen
When father finds a calculator in your room Japanese family crying
When mom says it’s time for a family trip taking drugs
When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
When your best friend’s parents say “you’re not a guest anymore, you’re family” Steve Harvey