If disappointing your parents was an olympic sport
Growing up with siblings taking the TV remote in the kitchen with you while you get food so that they can’t turn the channel
When you’re about to ask your mum for something and you can already hear her complaining as you walk in the room
Sometimes I feel ugly then I look at my brother and I’m okay monkey
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law, who lives at blue house. She gets off to work at 6
Thank you mom for carrying me in your womb for 9 months and also for still booking my dentist appointments
Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
When your family praises you for fixing the wifi but all you did was reset the router