Kids can we play in the pool now? Dad: get a job and pay for your own pool
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We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn protester sign
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Dad: bye son, just off to get some milk. Dad leaves water goes on land evolution
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When you live with your parents vs when you get your own place Pope Francis comparison
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Mommy can I be a princess? You gonna be this purse and shut da hell up
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Mom: hope you’re eating good since you moved out, me: eating a peanut butter and crack sandwich
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If you ever feeling down just remember that neither of Doofenshmirtz parents showed up for his birth
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What you see: mother with a girl. What your drunk father see’s: punching bags
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