Kids: Christmas is about presents, parents: no it isn’t. Jesus: thank you. Parents: Christmas is about family
Mom: how are your grades this semester? Me: the important thing is that we have our health
Parents: stop joking around and grow up, me: look, a hat funny bird
Daddy? No son, it’s a mummy
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Every mother gave birth to a child except my mother she gave birth to a legend, high five mom
Your mom after skydiving accident
When your dad come back after 18 years saying damn that line at Walmart ain’t no joke
Black people may be able to say the N word but there’s something they can’t say Father