Thank you mom for carrying me in your womb for 9 months and also for still booking my dentist appointments
Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
When your family praises you for fixing the wifi but all you did was reset the router
When your mom says “what a handsome little boy you are”, and you are like: “thanks mom you da best mom ever” ugly
When you start telling your parents a funny story but then you remember you were doing something illegal
Wish I was as brave as my kid who ate zero bites of her dinner and asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear
Date: I love mexican food. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her*my father is a crunch wrap supreme
Sometimes I feel ugly then I look at my sibling and feel okay monkeys apes