Me: are you guys ready to have kids? Them: yes. Also them: kids falling to the ground
When you’re having fun with your cousins and your mom says get ready we are leaving in 30 minutes crying
When mom says it’s time for family trip taking drugs
Baby I love my parents for giving me a bath and tucking me in to sleep. Baby to baby: shit yourself
When your grandma tells your mum to leave you alone happy dog
My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
When your siblings asks what you got them for Christmas. My presence is a present Kanye West
Darth Vader world’s greatest dad cooking eggs for kids