Newborn baby looking like Vin Diesel lookalike
A baby is never a suprise or mistake, you had sex without a condom, what did you expect? A plasma TV?
Blinky thing means turning truck quote
Couple games: write something the other doesn’t know. Man: I am sterile, woman: you’re going to be a daddy
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass, the doctor described his condition as “stable”
Alladin beginning of the movie he was poor end of the movie he was white
That’s you trying to climb out of friendzone
Jesus protecting me from adult movies basketball players