Told a girl she’s more attractive without glasses she also told me I’m more attractive when she isn’t wearing them Boston University
How to leave a good tip one dollar bill folded looking like 4 dollar bills
Raccoon in a restaurant, you asked for the chef, this tasted like garbage bravo
Man clicks refresh button actually rotates his laptop computer comic
When capslock is on and you hold shift on the first letter man with small head
Do I have permission to frisk you? No I want a female officer to search me. Lucky for you I identify as a female
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Why Jesus have a mexican name? Google question
Me doing cardio: only 20 minutes left, that’s just 10 minutes twice, only 5 minutes four times