PC mustard race, cause consoles can’t ketchup
Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving, laughing or eating and just smile because they don’t know you farted yet
No I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you Sherlock
At midnight: I’ll go to bed soon. At 5:30 AM: why am I on Wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory?
Hey kids want some kung-fu? Cat looking like kung-fu master
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
That moment you realize it’s going to be difficult to explain why youre late for work. Huge Minion on blocking the road
Interviewer: so why do you want this job? Well I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death