Math magic: your shoes can tell your age trick
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It says right on the RedBull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs, we are not a species made to last
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Your girlfriend will take 2 hours to get ready but if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready you’re the problem
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Do you ever get a message and you just stare at it for a while and take a deep breath and think “what the actual fuck am I supposed to reply to that”?
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Math riddle to solve: beer, burger, soda calculate
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When you push a pull door and the person behind you says “you need to pull”. Aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
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If your A level results are disappointing don’t worry, I got a C and two us and I’m currently on a superyacht in the med Jeremy Clarkson on twitter
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Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this
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