Me trying to flirt: do you want to eat something my mom made? Oh, what did your mom make? Me
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If a hotdog wore pants would he wear them like this or like this
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You’re depressed because you stay in your bedroom all day instead of traveling the world. Cool, now I’m depressed in Egypt
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Automation made my job easier, nice more free time, yeah I got laid off
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Well this is awkward flat Earth other planets are round
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Her dad: what are your intentions with my daughter? Me: Nivea protect and care
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Babe can I show you my duck
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If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years then you are no longer just friends, you are gay
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