Wife: We’re not talking over the radio, this relationship is over. Me: this relationship is what? Over.
Death by Powerpoint people sleeping on a presentation
Come to Chicago for the food, stay because you got murdered
For sale complete set of encyclopedia Britannica, no longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything
Friendzone sign: half heart, half thumb up
I’m a dog person think again
Kicked while doing train selfie
MILF commander Ghazali Jafaar