Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression and helps you live longer
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Husband welcome home I’m hiding in the house with a nerf gun here is the other one the looser cooks dinner tonight
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Her: is there anything greater than our love? Me: have you ever played Heroes 3?
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I think they got married water dispenser machine covered in plastic foil
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Cop Drake u got anything that will hurt me gives them old girlfriends numbers these will
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Ronny may I introduce you to my best friend Jesus? nope
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Reding texts you sent when you’re not horny anymore and you can’t believe those things went through your head
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We need to talk about us hiding in a bin trash can
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