Don’t ignore me I sucked your d girlfriend calling her boyfriend
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Wife: We’re not talking over the radio, this relationship is over. Me: this relationship is what? Over.
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For sale complete set of encyclopedia Britannica, no longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything
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Friendzone sign: half heart, half thumb up
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I like you be my girlfriend, I’m 14, ohh, 4 years later: so you’re 18 now?
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Wanna hang out later? Sorry I don’t talk to guys who are under 6 feet. Please mom, I miss you
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When she tries to pull you pants down on the first date Anthony Hopkins
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What are you doing step jet? Inside a helicopter
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