Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression and helps you live longer
Husband welcome home I’m hiding in the house with a nerf gun here is the other one the looser cooks dinner tonight
Her: is there anything greater than our love? Me: have you ever played Heroes 3?
I think they got married water dispenser machine covered in plastic foil
Cop Drake u got anything that will hurt me gives them old girlfriends numbers these will
Ronny may I introduce you to my best friend Jesus? nope
Reding texts you sent when you’re not horny anymore and you can’t believe those things went through your head
We need to talk about us hiding in a bin trash can