I told him I wanted more stability he bought these car suspension
You’re probably not her only match. Use a condom Tinder
When you’re on a date with a girl and she asks if you got any Coke Pablo Escobar
My girlfriend told me that I should treat her like a princess so I married her off to a stranger to strengthen the alliance with France
Told girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow told mum that gf is retarded
Black couple: who is your daddy? I don’t know. Same lol
Still fighting with the wife? Not anymore. pork chops
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Sex really isn’t that important in a relationship to be honest. Sad man