Siri how do I get the cute guy next to me to ask me out you should try Android
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My girlfriend is like the square root of minus 100. A solid 10 but also imaginary
Would you wanna go out or something? Hell no Mike, you’re ugly. At least I have a good heart, I don’t need a transplant
When your girl asks you to go deeper but you’re all out of poems
Marriage in the 21st century picture story cheating divorce
When she text you all that freaky shit she’s gonna do to you but when it’s time to do it she be like Kermit
It’s equivalent exchange I’ll give you half of my life so you give me half of yours
I’m really tired I think I’m gonna go to bed plays a game meme