When guys say they want a wife who cooks and cleans and does everything around the house for them like a kid
A baby is never a suprise or mistake, you had sex without a condom, what did you expect? A plasma TV?
Couple games: write something the other doesn’t know. Man: I am sterile, woman: you’re going to be a daddy
This could be us but I’m playing
Hi there I have a boyfriend I said hi not suck my dick
It’s okay Abby *baby oo God here we go… Typo misspelling misspelled messenger conversation fail
Superman Batman Spider-man singe nobody loves superheroes that’s why I am single
Relationship status it’s complicated