Reddit I have a micropenis AMA, maybe there’s a girl with micro too, there technically is but that’s illegal
Chris beats Rihanna rock paper scissors
Tinder profile: I’m an estate agent and I’ve got a rather large semi I need to get rid of. Maybe I can help you with that semi
When you’ve named every restaurant in a 40 mile radius and she still doesn’t know what she wants to eat. Ripped hand driving
Find a woman with a brain they, all have vaginas street quote
How I know my girlfriend is home: all the clothes taken off right where the shoes are
Me trying to flirt: Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good, thanks. Good
*Goes on a date*, *looks around*, um so will the dog in your profile pic be joining us?