The girl you like, her father, her brother, her ex, her first love – all black, you blind
Khajit not gay but coin is a coin
When you ask your girl what’s wrong and she gets even more mad saying “You’re supposed to know!”
Remember when Kelly Rowland texted her man Nelly via Microsoft Excel and was fuming he didn’t text back?
Boy: how old are you? Girl: 15. Boy: Wow you look young for 18 years old. Girl: but I said I was fifteen. Boy: shhh…
When you promised her a romantic night but the whole squad is online
Single, taken, I get about as much attention as a white crayon
Couples that fart together stay together