When you leave his place after two hours of just kissing girl
Are you single? No, I’m humbucker
Me: I love you. Girl: I have a boyfriend. Me: sudo I love you. Girl: I love you too
Are you single? No, I’m album. Man asking woman
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life full of trash mess
When the grandkids are playing Fortnite but you’re upstairs playing Tomb Raider grandpa grandma
When all of your boyfriends meet up at once
A relationship is like a house when a lightbulb burns out you don’t go and buy a new house you fix the lightbulb