Hold your wife’s hand in the mall, if you let go she’ll start shopping – it looks romantic but it’s actually economic mug quote
It’s ok to have sex with a guy on the first date, just make sure you say things like “oh my God, I never do this” so he knows you’re a liar too
A jerk to the world but a gentleman to his girl. Cats wearing hoodies
Baby I’m no hacker but I do offer penetration tests
This is what those dating apps are like for girls. Cat with tons of hotdogs
Girl echo hello OK, wow I have a boyfriend bye
But my heart is big, I can’t ride a heart disappointed woman
She: does he still love me? Who is he seeing? What happened to our relationship? He: thinking about custom loop hardware gaming