He’s trying to think of a way to tell her she can’t stay the night hamsters
Golden words by a wise man: change the world when you are a bachelor, listening to wife like reading terms and conditions, chess reflects status of husband, 5 missed call scare men
What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she is not replying so texting you. Achievement unlocked: savage
If we get married you should stop smoking, drinking, going to night clubs. What else can you leave? The idea of marrying you
Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
Girlfriend meme 1990, me, 2018
How to stop women talking make a selfie gif animation
Chicken is better than chick who said she will die for you, chicken actually died for you. Chicken is true love