Treat me like a pricess. Ok, I’ll try car crash like a Pricess Diana
Girls replying to my texts: hmm, ok, haha. Trying to avoid rest of the English vocabulary
Cats: I would spend 9 lives with you
When you hear your girlfriend talking negatively about herself you get mad
Remember Satan was the first to demand equal rights
Your ex could be a 10 and your new one could be a 5 but if you’re happier with the 5 then you upgraded
Top 3 mythical creatures: unicorns, aliens, my girlfriend
You cheated on me in my dream comic