Tinder suprise pregnancy Kinder Suprise
Have a crush on a guy but he has a girlfriend? Take a stick of lipstick and write liar on his windshield he may become single soon. Protip lifehack
When you have to dodge your ex in public bus wheel dancer
I have no idea why I’m single take a number
Singlemomder app it’s how to meet a daddy
Closing your eyes for just another 2 minutes after your alarm goes off and waking up 25 years later married with 3 kids and a dog
Get used to it Steve. I am still her first and only love. Cat on a wedding dress
When you leave her place after two hours only kissing old glue