When you poke holes in his condoms and get aids instead of a baby black man
Her: you pulled out, right? Me: yup. Washing machine fail
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I changed my facebook status to “it’s complicated”. Quantum physics is complicated, you’re just a slut
Finally I’m in a relationship. Ship named relation
Solo mid
When your ex starts acting suicidal: I’m going to jump, do a flip
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Restaurant menu extras: “my girlfriend is not hungry” – we double your fries and add 3 extra onion rings
When I tell my girl I’ll change for her: in 1999 Japan redesigned it’s flag only slightly