Left the toilet seat up at 2 AM, it finally happened facebook post with silly hashtags
I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
Do you take this BAE to be your lawfully wedded fam, one hundred emoji, I now pronounce you squad goals
Relationship status: waiting for a miracle skeleton waiting for love
When you first meet her and wonder why is she single vs 4 months into the relationship and now you understand why Obama
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong
Have you tried throwing rocks at her? Taliban marriage counselling
When you marry the girl your homies said you had no chance with, feeling proud showing wedding ring