Remember Satan was the first to demand equal rights
Your ex could be a 10 and your new one could be a 5 but if you’re happier with the 5 then you upgraded
Top 3 mythical creatures: unicorns, aliens, my girlfriend
You cheated on me in my dream comic
Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression and helps you live longer
Husband welcome home I’m hiding in the house with a nerf gun here is the other one the looser cooks dinner tonight
Her: is there anything greater than our love? Me: have you ever played Heroes 3?
I think they got married water dispenser machine covered in plastic foil