Just remember who was there for you when no one else was cannabis
I just ended a 5 year relationship are you okay it’s ok it wasn’t my relationship
Why are you so negative honey? Stop being so noisy
If her house doesn’t smell like breakfast or cleaning products by 9:30 am on a Saturday don’t wife her. Period.
Reasons my wife is crying handwritten list
Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To go in the same clothes shop we went in 3 hours ago
Date: I love mexican food. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her*my father is a crunch wrap supreme
My wife and I hit an important marriage milestone: we had a fight entirely in fridge magnets