Single mom of 2, huh? Yes. Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gains. Tinder conversation
You can’t get rejected if you don’t tell the person you like them. Protip lifehack
Star Wars the girl you like, her father, brother, grandfather, ex, you Jar-Jar Binks
I found someone else I’m leaving you, what does he have that I don’t have? electric toothbrush
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People holding hands, me holding fridge door
Single bells, single all the way oh what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day
When you hit it and already know you gonna peace out first thing in the morning cyclist blanket
Good way to get to know your date woman: ask about her first pet, favourite movie, mom’s maiden name. Then login and read all their shit