Me looking at 0 notifications I’m receiving cause I’ve isolated myself and ruined all my realtionships with my friends, family and partners
When you both gained a few pounds but the love is strong
When she hits you with a “k” out of nowhere and you begin the scientific method to find out what you did wrong
When your girlfriend is mad at you vs when you are mad at her Powerpuff Girls
Me: why am I still single? Brain: you’re weird. Body: and you’re fat. Face: plus you’re pretty ugly. Food: I’m here for you
My girlfriends hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest spider
Ex girlfriend creative tattoo coverup devil
The GPU you like, her father, her brother, her ex, her 1st love, you