Girl: I am single, a single mother. Man almost fell in a trap
This lad that drank so much during the Brazilian carnival that he forgot his girlfriend was on his shoulders kissing other girl
When she says go deeper but you all out of poems. Drake
Date: I love dogs. Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* my dad is a dog
When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her Beyonce Jay-Z
When you find someone who genuinely likes you, finds you attractive and wants to date you: are you a simulation?
When you’re having the best time texting the love of your life and your girl keeps asking why youre on your phone so long
When you poke holes in his condoms and get aids instead of a baby black man