Hi there I have a boyfriend I said hi not suck my dick
It’s okay Abby *baby oo God here we go… Typo misspelling misspelled messenger conversation fail
Superman Batman Spider-man singe nobody loves superheroes that’s why I am single
Relationship status it’s complicated
Sure Abby *baby oh boy here we go misspelled typo
I can already taste the emptiness you’ll bring
Don’t ignore me I sucked your d girlfriend calling her boyfriend
Wife: We’re not talking over the radio, this relationship is over. Me: this relationship is what? Over.