Stay with the one who treats you as the prince you are. Girl carrying a guy through water
When you win the lottery and she keep saying “we won”
Three our of four marriages fail. If you were going skydiving would you still jump?
Graphics cards GPU girl you like, her father, brother, first, love, ex, you
Dear people of Germany: stop provoking poor muslim refugees, cover your face & body, walk with male relatives
The boy you like, his mother, sister burka hijab, first love goat, you in Islam
When you’re just trying to relax on vacation but she’s got you posing for a picture every 4 minutes Husky dogs
*Africa by Toto playing in background* Her: maybe we should talk about our future? Him: maybe we should shut the fuck up for 4 minutes and 35 seconds