Never look at your beer as half empty look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer
How I be in the bathroom when I’m at a party realizing how fcked up I actually am
Dad there is a monster under my bed energy drink can
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Yes I have a balanced diet a glass of wine in each hand
You won’t be laughing after you finish that drink Bill Cosby
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Yes no Are you childish? Are you stupid? Are you paranoid? Are you racist? Are you drunk? Do you do drugs?
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