Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
Guy: I have 1 million dollars in bitcoins. Girl: wow, wanna buy us some drinks? Guy: oh no, I don’t have any real money
When your iPhone is at 98% percent but you still charge it fat kid drinking from a bottle
Creative mug: go away, leave me alone, not ready yet, almost there, you may speak now
When you’re living fancy but still depressed Clorox champagne drink
If monday was a beer head foam
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says: why the long face? The horse reply’s: my alcoholism is destroying my family
Alien Spanish Tequila ayy caramba arriba