When you order a taxi but it turns up within 5 minutes. Drinking beer in a hurry
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When your dog is more classy than you water with lemon
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Lord give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t
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Rainbow smoothies
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We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK? In a restaurant
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Before and after: cocaine, alcohol, crack, Pokemon GO. Fat guy becomes fit
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When the girl you bought a drink for starts dancing with another guy drinking her drink
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When your drunk AF and someone is trying to have a deep conversation with you
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