Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch
Hadouken Heineken Ryu Street Fighter
Bro I wasn’t that drunk last night? You sat on the TV and watched the couch
If you give water to your plants why give Coca-Cola to your kids? Because kids aren’t plants
Camel can work for a week without drinking a man can drink for a week without working
Back to school alcohol shelf
Kid drinking dirty water #nofilter hashtag
I only drink on days that start with the letter t: tuesday thursday today tomorrow tednesday thaturday thunday