Me: I’m not drinking tonight, 4 hours later: fallen off the stairs
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When eating something unhealthy: if I drink a lot of water I’ll be ok
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Go drink some damn water turtle tortoise aiming with a gun
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Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 3 years sober and drug free
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Go home car I’m drunk Google car meme
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Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die, come have a beer
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Nutella snack and drink: I will find you and I will buy you
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It ain’t gonna suck itself Buzz Lightyear toy bidon drink container
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