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People say drinking milk makes you stronger. 5 glasses of milk can’t move a wall, 5 glasses of vodka the wall moves alone
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When I was a kid tic-tac’s were drugs, wafer sticks were cigarettes, gatorade was vodka, grape juice was red wine. I was just that badass
Imagine drinking and not taking it too far every single time and feeling ok the next day just imagine
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When I drink alcohol everyone says I’m an alcoholic, when I drink Fanta no one says I’m fantastic
Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon