April fools day is way too predictable, I pick my own random month and day and you’ll never see that coming
Doing your taxes on April Fools day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government
No I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you Sherlock
When he said he was going to give me a creampie I though he was buying me dessert
You say “all guys are the same”. Who the hell told you to try them all?
Today is April Fools day believe nothing and trust no one just like any other day