You say “all guys are the same”. Who the hell told you to try them all?
April fools day is way too predictable, I pick my own random month and day and you’ll never see that coming
Doing your taxes on April Fools day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government
No I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you Sherlock
When he said he was going to give me a creampie I though he was buying me dessert
Today is April Fools day believe nothing and trust no one just like any other day