I am Wonder Woman – I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where my money went
If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong, then if a men tells a woman that she’s right is the man right or wrong?
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it’s probably shit
Crane calling: I love your accent, where are you from? Ukraine. WTF, how’d you know?
Metal detector: none detected. James Hetfield at the airport
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Omg, they made thanksgiving dinner into a real place Turkey
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to your ego, then jump down to your IQ
My only two moods noting in life matters sad happy