Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth sandal
How to summon demon lemon. Man I hate cursive wizard fail
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK?
Is this “stop taking things literally course”? Yes, please take a seat, sure thing
He couldn’t sleep for 2 days because he missed her. I couldn’t sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid semicolon in my code
How’s the diet going? Not good, I had eggs for breakfast. Scrambled? Cadbury’s
Who would win? A damn sandle vs Adam Sandler
Let’s have some fan man with cart full of fans word play