75% percent of English speakers do not know the opposites for these words: always, coming, from, take, me, down
If you woke up in the year 2100 what will be your first Google search? Half-Life 3
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems. Pakalu Papito
Oxygen XY feminist triggered
Muslim woman bringing home the bacon bag when you’ve been in the country for 10 years but still can’t read
Teacher how much is a gram? Tyrone: shit depends what you need fam
What’s the salary for now? $500, but later it can go up to $1000. OK, I’ll come later then
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you, you have my Word