I will finish what you started Darth Vader Kylo Ren at Burger King cosplay
I want to stop philosophizing but I Kant Immanuel
Women read 18 books a year, men read 12. Cookbooks are shorter
Single bells, single all the way oh what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day
Work and travel slavery fail word play
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Goodnight honey, goodnight deer
Savage level 9000. What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she’s not replying so texting you