Three our of four marriages fail. If you were going skydiving would you still jump?
Come on guys it’s not rocket science, come on it’s not music theory
When I drink alcohol everyone says I’m an alcoholic, when I drink Fanta no one says I’m fantastic
Daughters name Lanesra unique and romantic, my husband told me it was Arsenal spelled backwards
If cat wore pants would your arm look like this or this? scratches
Things in Star Wars I wanna get inside of
WWomen are angels and when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly on a broomstick were flexible like that
When mom says it’s time for family trip taking drugs