How to pick up bitches dog reading
Find a woman with a brain they, all have vaginas street quote
Hacking into the database to find out who’s a good boy hacker dog
The homour archaeologists: how’s it going? Very disappointing, we’ve been excavating the site for weeks and it’s a double entendre, some puns and fart joke
Me trying to flirt: Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good, thanks. Good
*Goes on a date*, *looks around*, um so will the dog in your profile pic be joining us?
Lord give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t
Went out dressed as a chicken last night and got with a girl who was dressed as an egg a life long question was answered: it was the chicken