Introducing girlfriend to my family. Me: this is my girlfriend. Janine: hi. Wife: what the fuck?
Share a Coke with Whitney, I think she’s had enough
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A baby is never a suprise or mistake, you had sex without a condom, what did you expect? A plasma TV?
Blinky thing means turning truck quote
Couple games: write something the other doesn’t know. Man: I am sterile, woman: you’re going to be a daddy
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass, the doctor described his condition as “stable”
Woman smelling essential oil, US troops appear American soldiers