My love is like a candle – if you forget me I will burn your house down
How weird is it that you have to pretend to be asleep in order to fall asleep
*Hits blunt* If tomb is pronounced toom, and womb woom, why isn’t bomb pronounced boom?
Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people Will Ferrel quote
Sarah what is that thing? I was pretty freaked out too, they’re called Asians and there’s like 15 different kinds
Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4 year old: I don’t have any other feet. Me: fair enough
Open / Nope creative sign with sliding letter “N”
Remember when we were the gaming systems to have? Yep, I have no memory Atari, Sega, Nintendo