Smoking a cigarette reduces your expected lifespan by 11 minutes, its not much but every little bit helps
Brother nature – man with flowers in his beard
Google alright alright alright different image search results
My parents had a TV like this, I remember because I was the remote
What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she is not replying so texting you. Achievement unlocked: savage
How fast can you guess these words? Books, random, fork, pants, pulse, six. Dirty mind word play
I’d like to thank my legs for supporting, me my arms for always being by my side, and my fingers I could always count on them
If we get married you should stop smoking, drinking, going to night clubs. What else can you leave? The idea of marrying you