Man chest hair united
KIA no KIA Nokia
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T-rex I like people whose names tell short stories like Natalia Kills. What’d she kill? Her career
Did you know most sandwiches don’t even have sand in it?
I saw a black man carrying a TV, I rushed home to see it if was mine. Nope, mine was still there polishing my shoes
Top 3 mythical creatures: unicorns, aliens, my girlfriend
Don’t even think about touching the thermostat mind tricks
Her: is there anything greater than our love? Me: have you ever played Heroes 3?