I love my six pack so much I cover it with a layer of fat
Job application these days: we are looking for a 25-26 aged candidate with 30 years of experience
They’re not dangerous if you raise them right women and neither are the dogs
People say nothing’s impossible but i do nothing everyday Winnie the Pooh
Camel can work for a week without drinking a man can drink for a week without working
Ctrl+z rubber, ctrl+v tape, ctrl+x scissors
Would you like some vegan burgers they’re made from real vegans
The singular form of spaghetti is spaghetto