Modi to Putin: have you noticed I’m protector of most cows and you protector of Moscow? That’s enough vodka for today
Danke Merkel written sprayed on concrete blocks security against terrorist attacks
Merkel looking through a box seeing bloody hands
When your car is leaking oil US troops special forces arrive
400 calories of oil, chicken, vegetables, communism empty stomach
When Putin offers you tea but you’re allergic to polonium
Sir Trump, Fidel Castro is dead, as a president you should release a statement. On twitter: Fidel Castro is dead!
Wolf presidential campaign slogan I am going to eat you, Sheep: he tells it like it is. Donald Trump