Who did the government buy the earth from? Then why do we pay the government to live here?
Kim Jong Un dirty coat from touching the wall somebody is going to pay for it
Hens protesting: I love foxes, the farmer is dead, guard dogs are all facists. Just like liberal left wing people supporters
Brexit drawing United Kingdom UK Britain chopped of his own hand
Man tries to burn European Union EU flag, it doesn’t burn because of EU regulations on flammable materials
Democracy how it works: you may have fancy education and high IQ but the rest of us say we all jump into this lake of hot lava
*Trump becomes president* NASA: shit. A few weeks later: “we’ve found 7 planets, 3 we can live on, and there’s enough room for everyone”
Oscars announcement card Clinton wins over Trump fail mistake