When I drink alcohol everyone says I’m an alcoholic, when I drink Fanta no one says I’m fantastic
Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon
Tesco value scotch whisky bottles
Imagine being drunk AF and walking into this bathroom falling bricks abyss
Jagermeister bottle may the shot be with you Star Wars
Great Britain, OK Britain, you didn’t try at all Britain, you’re drunk Britain, your drinking problem is getting out of hand Britain
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics need a drink, and I already have one
I will finish what you started Darth Vader Kylo Ren at Burger King cosplay