Never look at your beer as half empty look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer
Yes I have a balanced diet a glass of wine in each hand
You won’t be laughing after you finish that drink Bill Cosby
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Yes no Are you childish? Are you stupid? Are you paranoid? Are you racist? Are you drunk? Do you do drugs?
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During job interview I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly nervous no I always give 110% percent
Doctor how often do you drink alcohol? Me hiding face