Two Martinis please. Dry? Nein, zwei.
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Dunkin’ buddy cakes in milk creative gadget
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This morning I used Redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes on a highway I realized I left my car at home
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Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says five beers please
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Guy: I have 1 million dollars in bitcoins. Girl: wow, wanna buy us some drinks? Guy: oh no, I don’t have any real money
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When your iPhone is at 98% percent but you still charge it fat kid drinking from a bottle
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Creative mug: go away, leave me alone, not ready yet, almost there, you may speak now
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When you’re living fancy but still depressed Clorox champagne drink
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