Dear God please make my relationship as strong as this yellow button. Man wearing too tight jacket
Holding hands with girlfriend: expectation on beach, reality going to IKEA store
She kissed the tip then she said April Fools girlfriend fail
Hey derp I’m like pregnant I totally April fooled you. Typical girlfriend
I don’t always get asked on a date but when I do it’s on April 1st
When it’s April 2nd and she is still pregnant
Hey I got a girlfriend wow congrats april fools
Left the toilet seat up at 2 AM, it finally happened facebook post with silly hashtags