Restaurant menu extras: “my girlfriend is not hungry” – we double your fries and add 3 extra onion rings
When I tell my girl I’ll change for her: in 1999 Japan redesigned it’s flag only slightly
During child birth the pain is so intense that women are almost capable of feeling what a man feels when he hears “I love you as a friend”
My ex wife, my money, me, her lawyer. Dogs fighting
Life hack: how to get stoned with no weed. Muslim girls kissing each other
Learn martial arts you’ll need them
Me trying to make someone fall in love with me by staring at their photos instead of interacting with them
The only dates I get are updates software