When you first meet her and wonder why is she single vs 4 months into the relationship and now you understand why Obama
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong
Have you tried throwing rocks at her? Taliban marriage counselling
When you marry the girl your homies said you had no chance with, feeling proud showing wedding ring
Running couple this could be us but I hate running and you don’t exist
Honey who is “alarm” and why does she call you everyday at 5:45?
Leo I’m preagnant DaVinci Oh really? What are you drawing? Nothing babe helicopter to escape
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Trolling girlfriend: can I get a pic of you naked under the belt
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