When BAE said he’s going out friday at 9 PM so you schedule an argument at 8:30 PM
If two people love each other nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat
Girl I like vs girls that like me. Who said I liked you? twitter fail
I have a boyfriend, oh wait no. That’s a cat, I have a cat
That moment when you remarry but you can still keep the old photo on your desk. Muslim woman wearing burka
The only reason I’m fat is because every time I sleep with your mom she makes me a sandwich fat kid
If you can’t handle me at my worst then leave because I don’t have a best I’m always awful Pakalu Papito
White couple with black kid, dog saying: you need to start asking questions Dave
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