Sure Abby *baby oh boy here we go misspelled typo
I can already taste the emptiness you’ll bring
Don’t ignore me I sucked your d girlfriend calling her boyfriend
Wife: We’re not talking over the radio, this relationship is over. Me: this relationship is what? Over.
For sale complete set of encyclopedia Britannica, no longer needed, got married last month, wife knows everything
Friendzone sign: half heart, half thumb up
I like you be my girlfriend, I’m 14, ohh, 4 years later: so you’re 18 now?
Wanna hang out later? Sorry I don’t talk to guys who are under 6 feet. Please mom, I miss you