When you tell the LGBT community anyone can go to heaven but deep down you know everyone of them will burn for all eternity Pope Francis
When you weight 300 pounds but your bank accound weight $300 k dollars fat guy with cute girl
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1 to 10 last night she kept yelling nein thats the best I’ve ever done
How relationships work: he/she does something stupid, she gets mad, he apologises
No one can take away my rights if I don’t have rights. Muslim woman protip lifehack
It’s stupid when girls say they can’t find a guy, yet they ignore me. It’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside
It started out with a kiss, how did we end up like this, it was only a kiss
Not all men just want sex, some men just want to go on walks and talk about how taxation is theft