Relationships are just two people constantly asking eachother what they want to eat until one of them dies
Women are so hard to read. Well actually we just want… Such complex creatures. If you just listen… So mysterious
I would die if a guy did this to me axe door trap
Love is love, not race, not age, not religion age 36 and 10
Dear girls Madonna is 57 her boyfriend 24, Tina Turner is 77 her boyfriend 42, J.LO is 44 her boyfriend 28. Still single? Relax your boyfriend isn’t even born yet
Husband spends 2 years planting thousands of scented flowers for his blind wife to smell and get her out of depression Japan
If she ain’t tagging you in random memes throughout the day she don’t love you fam
My bae, she stole my heart. Bitch stole christmas too Grinch