Running couple this could be us but I hate running and you don’t exist
Honey who is “alarm” and why does she call you everyday at 5:45?
Leo I’m preagnant DaVinci Oh really? What are you drawing? Nothing babe helicopter to escape
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Trolling girlfriend: can I get a pic of you naked under the belt
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Texting BAE: what’s wrong? Nothing, goodnight. OK goodnight. See that’s your problem. Brad Pitt throwing phone
Mad at my boyfriend and not speaking to him, so want something to eat? Me pig looking
Her: what’s your favourite… Me: missionary. Her: color
When he said he was going to give me a creampie I though he was buying me dessert