If your A level results are disappointing don’t worry, I got a C and two us and I’m currently on a superyacht in the med Jeremy Clarkson on twitter
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Just settled a divorce over visitation of a parrot. Neither may teach it negative phrases about the other. I went to law school for this
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Kevin Spacey wearing a mask with his own face gif animation
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The hills, hey Frank. What? Never mind, you had something on your head, but it’s gone now. Castle
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Me: I gotta focus on this. Brain: ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo number five. Me: please
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Profile picture vs tagged photo fat dog
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When you have a lot to do but you’re spending your time taking an online quiz to see what flavor potato chip you are cat
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When he lent me his charger even though his phone was only at 22% percent that’s when I knew he’s the one
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